Love is like a Rose

Love is much like a wild rose...
beautiful and calm...
but willing to draw blood...
in its defense...

Thee Rose


Jubic Wong Chun Kiat 黄俊杰 is his name
28 May 1992 is the day when he had his first cry
Gemini is his horoscope
IT and Programming is his ♥
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Monday, May 11, 2009
@ 4:22 PM
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Life Is a Gift

Today before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion.

Today before you complain about life - Think of someone who died too early on this earth.

Before you complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren...

Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who! wish they had your job..

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another - Remember that not one of us is without sin.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and think: you're alive and still around.


Tuesday, May 5, 2009
@ 8:09 PM

Birthday Countdown


Wishlist

HP Ottico Laser Bluetooth Wireless Mouse


SkullCandy Headphone

Notebook Pouch



Cue Stick (For my IG, if i passed the trial)



School bag... Sling bag off you go!


There may be more but I can't of any. LOL!


Sunday, May 3, 2009
@ 1:31 AM
These are taken from HS's blog

Let me quote the meaning of the words out now:

Small Miracle Inspired Living Everyday = SMILE.

Father And Mother I Love You = FAMILY.

Friend U Can Keep = FUCK.

I иsριrε чσυrsεlf.

L ιstεи to εach σthεr.
O ρεи чσυr hεαrt.
V αlυε чσυr υиισи.
E xρrεss чσυr trυst.

Y ιεld to gσσd sεиsε.
O vεrlσσk мιstαkεs.
U иdεrstαиd dιffεrεиcεs. = I LOVE YOU as a friend.



A first-grade teacher, Ms Tulip (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked,' Boy, what is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Ms Tulip had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Tulip he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

Boy: '9'.

Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

Boy: '36'.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Tulip and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the third-grade.'

Ms Tulip says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.

Ms Tulip asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

After a momment,
Boy: 'Legs.'

Ms Tulip: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy: 'Pockets.'

Ms Tulip: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut .

Ms Tulip: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum.

Ms Tulip: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands.

Ms Tulip: Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms Tulip: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent .

Ms Tulip: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring.

Ms Tulip: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose.

Ms Tulip: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Fire truck.

Ms Tulip: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand. Boy: Fork.

Ms Tulip: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy: SURNAME

Ms Tulip: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send this Boy to OXFORD UNIVERSITY EVEN I GOT THE LAST TEN QUESTION WRONG MYSELF'.

Followed by a love story. (:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
*The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
*The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
*The reason I don't want you is because I need you
*The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
*The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
*The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you
*The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.