LOL wassup guys! Yeah it's been a long time since i blogged. Well, i was attending a camp from Wed till Fri, that's why and i was having CIP on Sat. Busy week eh? Who cares, neither do I! LOL!
Let's talk about the training camp i had few days back yeah?
I'm not sure if you know this guy called Earnest Wong (My father, LOL joking). Well, the first day was so-so, just introduction about the camp. I wasn't quite into the camp till the second day after that fortunate 'encounter' with my late grandmother. Then i realised i shouldn't just give up hope just like that.
There, i learnt alot of things e.g. Speed Reading Technique, Similar Sound Technique, Why is it important to set goals and etc.
There were also some jokes which were cracked by Ken and Peter (Our Instructors) LOL:
Pisai VS Bowl:
Pisai you stuck it under the table while Bowl you put on the table
Pisai VS Bowling Ball:
Pisai: Roll then throw while Bowling Ball you throw then roll LOL
Male VS Female shitting:
When Males shit, they bochap, so they don't look around, thus their sai is straight. When Females shit, they will look around, thinking that there are lechers, so they will keep turning their bodies around. Therefore, their sai is always an S shape. LOLLLLL!
One last one which sure will make you laugh: Once, there were a cow and chicken in a farm. They were arch-enemies for a long time. The cow would always lie down at a spot beside the tree, sun bathing, till a mark of her body shape was formed on the patch of grass. One day, the chicken decided to lie on the same patch of grass. When the cow saw it, she was frustrated. She told the chicken to move "MOOOO...VE!" yet the chicken didn't move. The cow never gave up, but just asking the chicken to "MOOO..VE!". Due to her incessant rantings, the chicken got fed up and let out an "PHUCK YOU!" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
